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A dish created by master chef [[DQN-kun]] for [[( ´ω`)|Grandpa]] as an act of kindness, as he is sickly and will die any day now. It was published on [[September]] 4718, [[1993]]. Best served [[under the moon loli to issho|under the moon]]. 

== Ingredients ==
*5 [[loli|little girls]]
*6 cups of pure [[moon|lunar dust]]
*[[( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] 1000 [[mittens]]
*[[JISAKU JIEN]]s
*The dark of night
*Three Confused bystanders
*[[Love]]

== Directions ==
# Prior to beginning, make sure that love is over. If love is not yet over, smash in one of the little girls' heads and feast upon the contents.
# julienne
# Fill the mittens with the lunar dust
# Bake the stuffed mittens at 850 degrees for 12 hours, occasionally basting with love.
# fap fap fap
#  Mix all the ingredients together in a large pie tin, with girls at the bottom and mittens at the top. The rest of the ingredients can go in any order. Then cover with the remaining love.
# Do not perform any additional step.

== Menu Suggestions ==
*[[Ham smash 'em up]]
*[[Fancy hearing cake]]

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